Know any good poker jokes?

[gatzby]

Continuing the discussion from Daily Quotes:

@marcipan

“Today’s winnings are tomorrow’s loses.”

Use Poker Jokes as I suggested before.

How about it? Do you folks know any good poker jokes? What’s your favorite (appropriate!) joke to tell around the table?

[marcipan]

From the poker dictionary: lottery (noun): A tax on people who are bad at math.

[gatzby]

Haha, I’m going to have to start keeping a list of the things I’m bad at and what to call it.

[corni]

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
“Where the hell have you been?” she asked.
“You’ll have to pack all your things, dear,” he ad-libbed. “I’ve just lost you in a card game.”
“How did you manage to do that?”
“It wasn’t easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush.”

[gatzby]

Haha, that one cuts deep! I lol’d. Thanks for sharing.

@corni

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
“Where the hell have you been?” she asked.
“You’ll have to pack all your things, dear,” he ad-libbed. “I’ve just lost you in a card game.”
“How did you manage to do that?”
“It wasn’t easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush.”

[Vin-Irie]

If you’re wanting some good Poker humor then look no further than this short 3 minute clip Del Boy's Poker face - Only Fools and Horses - BBC - YouTube .Enjoy.
Stay Sweet . Be Shady

[whoeverit]

Marriage is like a card game…
It may start off all Hearts and Diamonds but sooner or later you’re going to need a Club and a Spade.