VP Pappy’s 30 “Famous Last Poker Words”
- “This game looks easy. How hard can it be?”
- “Don’t worry about me; I know how to play this game.”
- “It can’t be that much different than playing video poker?”
- “My luck is bound to change, sooner or later.”
- “I promise Honey, I’ll only play for half an hour.”
- “Sir, do you know where the ATM machines are?”
- “That’s it, if I lose this hand, I’ll never play poker again.”
- “There’s no way in hell he could possibly have four of a kind, I’m all in!”
- “I feel very lucky today. I think I’m going to play at the high-stakes tables.”
- “I’m only going to be playing poker in Vegas for three days. How much could I
possibly lose?” - “Miss, bring me another double Jack Daniel’s. I play much better when I’m relaxed.”
- “That guy hasn’t played a hand in an hour. I just know he’s bluffing.”
- “I win playing at home with our friends, don’t I?”
- “Finally, I won a hand! I can’t quit now, my luck’s just starting to change.”
- “One thing for sure, I’ll never play with these guys again.”
- “Read a book on how to play poker? Ya, right, as if I don’t know how to play the
game.” - “Don’t worry Honey; I’ll win our money back in no time at all.”
- “Honey, do you know what our credit card maximum is?”
- “Just one more hand and I’m outta here.”
- “I have this feeling that this is going to be my day.”
- “I’ve seen these guys on television. They’re not that good!”
- “With all the chips I have, I should be able to push these guys around.”
- “Bluffing is the name of the game.”
- “I’ll just keep raising, sooner or later I’ve got to hit something.”
- “I’ve got him right where I want him.”
- “Oh, oh!”
- “I’ll let him have it. It’s only one small pot.”
- “I know he bluffs. The next time he goes all-in, I’m gonna call him.”
- “So…you’re a pro. We’ll see about that!”
- “I can feel it in my bones. My luck’s gonna change.”
- “You don’t scare me Mr. Ivey, deal those damn cards!”