Joke of the week

Ahaha, ahaha :rofl:

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I laughed out loud at that joke again today.

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LOL! Zona, that’s hysterical !!. :rofl:

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These three women are sitting on a park bench talking about their families. The first woman says I have the best son in the world, he sends me flowers once a week. The second woman says no I have the best son in the world, he calls me three times a week. The third woman says oh no, I have the best best son in the world. He goes to therapy five days a week and all he does is talk about me. :joy::joy:

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imagescuteie

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Q: What does a demonic hen lay ?
A: Deviled eggs!

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COP NO NEED TO TAILGATE

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If you have 14 apples in one hand and 13 oranges in the other hand, what do you have ?

Big hands :joy:

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A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him.

“What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman.

“All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked.

The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.”

The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?”

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How many feet are in a yard?

It depends how many people have come to the Memorial Day barbecue.

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imagesroofl

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What is the difference between a large pizza and a poker player. I will tell you … A large pizza will fe :100: :rofl:ed a family of 4 poker player cant.

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Good one!

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A bunch of cows were in this cool field playing poker and smoking some really good weed :sunglasses:…The steaks were high :slight_smile:

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“The steaks were high “ ahaha, ahaha, :+1:t2::joy::sunglasses:

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:rofl:

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Craig they were so full they all had red eyes :rofl:

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Carol did you see them to? PRIMETIME708 was out there with them getting full I saw him :sunglasses: :rocket:

I was so upset when I found out I had been cloned.

I was beside myself :joy:

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:rofl: good one, never heard this one before

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