A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies “Six please. I could never eat twelve”. 
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am i the only one wondering how the blonde knows how many hours there are in 4,5 days? 
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever
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The blonde’s computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital….
So she made it…
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany
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Going to dye my hair 
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Nooooooooo
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There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead trapped on an island and the nearest land was 50 miles away. The redhead swam to land but only made it 15 miles then drowned. The brunette swam 24 miles and then drowned. The blonde swam 25 miles but then got tired so swam back to the island.
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Two blondes were sitting at a bar and the 6 o’clock news came on. Breaking news: Man threatens to jump off 20 story building!
First blonde says “I bet $20 he jumps.”
Second blonde says “You’re on!”
…a couple of minutes later the man jumps to his ultimate reward… 
Second blonde hands first blonde $20.
First blonde says “I can’t take your money. I saw this on the 5 o’clock news. I knew he was going to jump.”
Second blonde says “It’s OK, I saw it too. I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
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Why did the blonde keep doing backstroke?
She had just eaten lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
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I heard that was a myth, having to wait a hour after you eat, before you go swimming.
didn’t bother me any, I just floated.
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Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
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What do you call a Blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on above her eyebrows?
She was trying to make up her mind.
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(This is especially funny to me because I actually do put a dab of lipstick above my eyes, below my eyebrows! Never knew why.)
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