grapevine that almost sounds like a blonde joke, so funny 
these Jokes make me laugh 
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Why did the Blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills 
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Why did the blonde send her kids to their rooms?
The sleeping pill bottle said, “Keep away from children.”
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A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said “yes, no, yes, no, yes…”
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This is so true for me I blushed while I read it! 
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Going shopping with my husband for a new pair of trousers …
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I was hunting a few years ago, when I heard a gunshot, and a few minutes later, some heated argument. Since it was coming from just over the next ridge, I made my way towards the noise.
I eventually came to a small clearing, where a blonde woman had her gun leveled at a man, who had his hands raised in the air.
She seemed furious, and was yelling, “It’s MY deer, I shot it, so you better back away NOW!”
The guy glanced over to where the animal had fallen and said, “OK lady, calm down… it’s your deer, but can I at least go get my saddle off him?”
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Note to any blondes reading this: The animal she shot and thought was a deer was actually a horse. You’re right, people don’t usually saddle deer.
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VERY INTERESTING FACTS!
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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a man came home and told his wife to pack her things because he lost her in a poker game. how could yo do that to me she asked?he replied’ it was the hardest thing i have ever done— I had to fold a full house!! jj/aaa
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LOL you are a mean one.
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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W’s.
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I would never shoot a horse
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Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Banana,
Banana Who?
Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Banana,
Banana Who?
Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Banana,
Banana Who?
Knock Knock,
Whos there,
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad it’s not the banana 
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Ahaha,ahaha
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. After walking along for a while they eventually found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was transported back home.
The brunette wished to be back at home with her family. Poof! She was magically transported back home.
The blonde then says “Aww, I wish my friends were here”.
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lol she must have been a smart blonde 
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