Went back and now got it
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So I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles , he asked me if I was afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I replied no, That the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely. 
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, It’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, It’s $2.99 per minuet!!
P.S. Grapevine, I love your udder on the cow, took me a min to figure it out 
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What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One’s a slimy scum sucking bottom feeder.
The other is a fish.
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A recent study shows that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer then the men who mention it.
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around
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The freshman took Art Appreciation 101 though he knew nothing about art. He figured it would be a no brainer and he would fit right in. The first day, the professor showed an image of DaVinci’s “Salvador Mundi.” The professor spoke of DaVinci’s use of color to show shapes and textures. Speaking no Latin, the freshman asked what the title meant. “The Savior of the World,” replied the professor. “Huh,” said the freshman, “What does he do the other six days of the week?”
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what song did bowling pins sing to bowling ball?
♫I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down♫
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurtie
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Whre does a Pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buccan-hat.
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What’s green, fuzzy, and would hurt if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
A pool table.
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Oh my–you are SO funny!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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Refer to earlier response. lol
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