VP Pappy’s Ten Commandments of Poker
1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when
thou suspects that better hands are out
there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips
that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and
keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the
table unless thou art prepared to go all-in.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against
thy neighbors.
10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire
thy neighbor’s chips.