Leave it to IKEA. Build your own Easter Egg 
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What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
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@Craig_Anthony For the grandson.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a greyhound.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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Why do scuba divers always fall backward out of the boat to get into the ocean?
Because if they fell forward, they’d be back in the boat!
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Because if they fell forward they would be back in the boat?
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We have a winner!
And now I’ve learned this is an ooooold joke. It was new to me. 
Thanks for playing, FIKayak.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
“Let us prey.”
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Two blondes fell down a hole.
One blonde said, " it’s dark in here isn’t it ?"
The other replied, " I don’t know, I can’t see "
I know, I know…been gone a while, I need to brush up.
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
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What did one hat say to the other?
you stay here, I’ll go on a head.
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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Who is a fruit’s favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
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She’s one of my favorite fruits also
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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn’t chicken.
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Why don’t ghosts go trick or treating ?
They have no body to go with them
Courtesy of grandson Ryan 
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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