Yesterday I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried and then hugged me.
I have a buddy who has an early virtual Halloween party every year.
He calls it a premature E Jack-o-lantern
LOL
An old man takes his wife to a psychiatrist
to see what is wrong with her. Suddenly the
Psychiatrist reaches down, grabs her up and
kisses her several times. He then tells the
old man, that is what she needs. At least twice
a week. The old man thinks and then says,
I think I can have her here on Tuesday
and Thursday each week.
LOL
This makes me wonder who thought it would be a good idea to put an “S” in the word “lisp.”
Why do restaurants on the moon get such bad reviews?
No atmosphere.
The site where this cartoon was originally posted had a number of commentators who believed the joke makes fun of lispers. Someone suggested it’s just a joke for those who speak Castilian Spanish, so that’s what I’m going with.
Ahaha, ahaha. I lisp after I eat sour pickles
OMG, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
Dave Allen at Large was a really funny show. Used to watch him back to back with Benny Hill on PBS when I was a kid.