Secretary : “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor : “Tell him I can’t see him .”
To the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now .
Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year .
Jan, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times! Don’t exaggerate! 
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrgh !
Ahaha, my 7 year old grandson is going to love that. We trade jokes almost daily 
He’s who I had in mind! 
I thought so 
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Hope your grandson enjoys these. @Craig_Anthony
Excellent, thank you Sue 
@Craig_Anthony This one isn’t for the grandson :))
Sue got a little ornery♥
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
@Craig_Anthony Kids jokes♥
Hahahahahaha, thank you Sue, I’ll call him after school
why are spider’s so smart ?
answer… they can find everything on the web.