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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
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I have two unwritten rules that help guide me through life.
1)…
2)…
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Last night my wife asked “is it just me, or is the dog getting fat”?
Apparently “it’s just you” is not the correct answer.
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How about a punctuation joke?
You know, a comma-dy. 
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What do you call a dog that does magic?
A Labracadabrador.
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