Nothing says Valentines night quite like spending $800 on a hotel room to practice the same 2 positions as you do at home for free any other night
2 Likes
& Happy Valentine’s Day to you (✿◠‿◠)
6 Likes
HA! Joke’s on you!!! Only took me 30 seconds!!!
2 Likes
Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania.
4 Likes
I still have mine!! 
2 Likes
Sam can argue with me anytime! 
4 Likes
I’m with Vicki. Argue away sir. Eye candy comes to mind. lol
4 Likes
LOL.
2 Likes
Sam scores $1 million after winning first place in a big tournament in Las Vegas.
A reporter asks: "Congratulations on your big win! How do you plan on spending your million dollars in winnings?
Sam responds: “I owe some people some money, so I’ll be paying my debt to these
guys.”
The reporter follows up: “And what about the rest?”
The player responds: “Well, I guess they’ll have to wait.”
4 Likes
Yesterday our neighborhood hairdresser was arrested for selling Pot. I was her customer for 10 years. I had no idea she was a hairdresser.
6 Likes
Why did the blonde fold all her even numbered cards?
Because she was told to play the odds.
Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet – because she’s guaranteed a royal flush.
4 Likes