Multiple times thruout the night as well.
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Did you hear about the person who got hit with a can of soda?
They’re okay. It was a soft drink.
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There are no clouds today. Where is your data really stored ?
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That’s not even a joke, because it is so true.
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I cooked my friend dinner but forgot to invite them.
It was a missed steak.
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Yea but …Ladies at Hobby Lobby can not buy u a cold beer there they do not sell beer but…at a bar the ladies can buy u a cold beer…
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Craig a beer can would have knocked that dude out 
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Craig I am cooking a steak right now
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Where do you take someone hurt in a Peek A Boo accident?
To the I C U
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Hahahahahaha, so cool 
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God and Adam were talking one afternoon and Adam said I’m lonely.
God said “what do you want” to which Adam replied, “I would like someone to share my burdens, clean my home, be a companion, feed my animals, welcome me home with joy, take care of me if I’m sick and who would enjoy my company”.
God thought for a moment and said “That is a tall order and may require an arm or a leg”, Adam with a distressed look said “What can I get for a rib?”.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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