What do you call a snowman in spring?
“Puddle.”
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What’s that Dear? 
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What does it cost to hire a spy?
I could tell you, but then I’d have to bill you.
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LOL Good One, Jan, Yeah that’s selective hearing
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joke of the week -----> getting to play a hand without freezing lol
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I asked my new friend to meet me at the gym, but they never showed up.
I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
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My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
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Did John get beat up?
Now what do u think, Bodie?
I do not know but… I wil l ask Budah the dude that plays in the Silver donks…Budah knows all…
Husband: My dear wife where are you?
Wife : At home love.
Husband : Are you sure?
Wife : Yes.
Husband: Turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee!!
Husband : Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
Husband: My dear where are you?
Wife: At home love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee!!
Husband : Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice and finds his son Dennis home alone and he asked him "son where is your mother?
Dennis: I don’t know, but she went out with the blender.
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