What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Irpn Man is a superhero, the other is a simple direct order.
I was cryogenically frozen for a while, then somebody woke me up early.
I really lost my cool. 
Why did the man quit his job at the donut factory ?
He was fed up with the hole business.
A baby Polar Bear goes into see his mum and asks mummy am I a Polar Bear ? Quizzically his mum looks saying of course you are son
The baby Polar bear says am I really ?
Mum replies I’m a Polar Bear your daddy is a Polar Bear so yes son your a Polar Bear seeing his puzzled look she adds go as daddy what you are he will tell you.
So baby Polar Bear runs off to find his dad which he does . Running up to his dad he asks daddy am I a Polar Bear ?
His dad looks down at his son and says of course you are son why do you ask?
Baby polar bear looks up at his dad and says
" cause I’m blooming freezing "
Where should you work if you want to tell people their fortunes?
The bank.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
To save money, I suggested to one of my grown sons
that we all live together in one house. I could tell he
didn’t think it would be cost-effective when he asked,
“Who’s going to pay the therapist?”
here is my joke:
Um…
ah…
forgot
Jokes on me. (sad)
The absolute best
Loved him!
If the bionic man had a baby with the bionic woman what would it be? A Tin can
My friend just got a job playing harp in the orchestra.
She had to pull a few strings.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
HUMPHREY
Who is Einstein’s favorite rapper?
E=MC Hammer.
A father is washing his car with his son.
The son says, “Dad, can’t you use a sponge instead of me?”
Ahaha, ahaha 