Good one Sharon
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zona 79 That 80 year old man is cool!
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excellent ty
Hahahahahaha, Rhode Island
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
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A boy comes home from a fishing trip with his father
His mother says, “How was the fishing trip, son?”
The boy replies, “I had a great time, every day daddy threw me out of the boat and I had to swim back to shore.”
Mother says, “That sounds horrible.”
The boy replies, “It wasn’t so bad, the hard part was getting out of the bag.”
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