Things that People Say at the Table

Gotta laugh sometimes.

Here’s one. Villain is butthurt that he folded the winning hand. It’s not his fault that he didn’t play, it’s mine for betting of course.

The Hand:

Dealer: ** Hand [ 1260083719 ] started **
Dealer: TomKhan shows [ 3d 7s ]
Dealer: napkin_holder shows [ Qh 8h ]
Dealer: Dealt to board: [ 3s Ks 4d ]
Dealer: Dealt to board: [ 7h ]
Dealer: Dealt to board: [ 2h ]
Dealer: Showdown: Main pot, 990 chips
Dealer: TomKhan wins 990 chips with: Two Pair, Sevens and Threes

Hand

The Talk:

napkin_holder: uhh, ok
coralsea73: raise with q 8 poetic loss
napkin_holder: it got me isolation against the micro
coralsea73: i folded winning hand q 8 really
napkin_holder: then you should have raised
coralsea73: i would fold that preflop but that is me
coralsea73: let alone raise lmao
napkin_holder: (takes notes)
coralsea73: take you note keep raising with s
napkin_holder: that’s the first raise ive made in 10 mins! haha

Someone doesn’t understand table dynamics and stack sizes, but like I said at the top, it’s MY fault that HE doesn’t understand. ; ) Flat-calls the micro for ONE bb 4-handed, then gets pissed that he gets squeezed out. Come on, man.