Urgently Needed…
I need 3 x 6 inch nails, all of the shops are closed for the Bank Holiday, and Jesus is staying I need to put him up for the night… 
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Just found out roe v. wade has nothing to do with how to navigate a lake.
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I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Why cant a blonde dial 911?
She cant find the eleven
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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Three people are stranded on a desert island for many years.
One day, they find a magic lamp with a genie inside who will grant them each one wish.
The first person wishes to return home.
The second wishes the same.
The third says, “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
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I would give you two likes for that one if I could Carol 
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A woman is watching a movie at the theater when the people in front of her start talking. She taps one on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, but I can’t hear.”
The person scowls and says,’ should hope not. This is a private conversation."
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That’s funny 
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yep lmao:)
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I don’t trust mapmakers.
They’re always plotting something.
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
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The livers in Liverpool are kept in the Liver Building. Here is a photo of it
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LOL.
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