What is a clock’s favorite time?
It’s gotta be 6:30, hands down.
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Cows on one side of the tracks, Bulls on the other, Each time a Train passes the Cows lay down the Bulls don’t, One day a Cow asks why don’t you Bulls lay down to avoid the turbulence? The Bull replies:
We Bulls wobble but we don’t fall down.
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Ahaha, ahaha 
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More for the kids or grandkids, However ur 1st
Repeat 5 times quickly:
Ohwaa … Tagoo … Siam
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Don’t even get me started on Velcro.
What a rip-off…
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…groan. LOL!
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I need a good emoji for “Groan”.
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Reminds me of the :Blonde joke, Walking out to check her Mail box every 10 Mins. because AOL kept telling her : “You’ve Got Mail” 
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool
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What kind of shorts do clouds put on?
Thunderwear.
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You know me too well …
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Hahahahahaha 
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Another name for Depends.
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