“Don’t cross your eyes, they’ll get stuck like that.” lies our parents told us hahaha
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A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her. Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.
But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn’t say a word the entire time.
After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said,
“Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line.”
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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
All of them. Buildings can’t jump.
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Oh La La
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Did you hear about the man who lost the right side of his bottom?
Apparently it was just left behind.
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What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
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Hahahahaa
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@Craig_Anthony Not for Ryan lol
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I don’t trust mapmakers.
They’re always plotting something.
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4 out of 3 people struggle with math. 
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My doctor told my wife he didn’t like the way I looked.
She told him she didn’t like the way I looked either.
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How about a punctuation joke?
You know, a comma-dy. 
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