CONTEST - Write your poker epitaph

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I got Busted by Bingo Billy who pulled a FH to my 2 Pair!!

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He was the best player ever;
He could never be beat.
Not even the Devil could take his seat.

Then word got out all over town:
He and God head’s up
To see who really wore the crown.

Well, it was over real quick:
First hand, AA, and he went all-in.
God called, “Son, you’re time is up!”
And He royally flushed him.

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86

In the end she never had the “heart”

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87

My hands were on the table, but now they lie Straight Down.

88

Now with the worlds greatest poker face

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89

“FOLDED”

90

It was a bloody mess, beaten with five clubs.

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91

I saw the cards of the guy sitting next to me, but I failed to see the guy standing right behind him.

92

Here lies Joseph Gorden
his is survived by a wife who misses him
and a crowd of poker players who never miss him on Fridays

93

Here lies Alabama Joe

He actually went to Omaha expecting to play Texas’

94

He ran the river of this there’s no doubt,
But as the 5th club fell he was buried deep without an out.
Too bad so sad he swims with the Trout.

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95
  1. Willy James now lies, on Boot Hill,
    No living soul, could match his skill,
    At poker he, was hard to tame,
    But the Reaper won, the final game.
  2. Smiling Jack, is dead and gone,
    His lasting memory, lingers on,
    He made men mad, and ladies blush,
    His final hand, was a Royal flush.
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96

I’ll see your Bluff in the land of Poker Chips.

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97

Drowned Chasing Flushes

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98

Here lies Waxahachie Slim.
He choked to death on his on phlegm.
The real tragedy, though,
He had two cowboys in the hole.
But as everyone knows all too well,
Blowing snot is an unfortunate tell.

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99

His boat finally arrived.

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101

He shipped in with deuces
And sucked out a quad,
So they strung up a noose
and he shows down with God

102

Here I lie a sad old sot, thought my flush would win the pot. If I’d lived to tell the tale, your stinking boat blew me to hell.

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103

Poker is the game of wit.

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If u want to have some fun,
u have to play the game ,
This ain’t no pun’
Bingo, Chase, Fold , or Bluff,
So all the other players think your tough
Replay Poker that’s how its done.