Nice hand sir!
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Here lays… Sassy_Sarah
She ship’d it one too many times.
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Took a flop,made the turn but drowned at the river
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Will someone please move all this dirt? I can’t see my cards!
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bugger… I got called.
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Here lies Ed.
He’s dead.
He never bet too high.
He never bet too low.
Now Ed’s countin’ his chips
six feet below!
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Done and Dusted
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The all-in lotto players will be the death of me. I love to see them get wiped out for all to see!
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here lies Jack. Lost to a queen.
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He went all in with his flopped four-card straight. The turn didn’t help, perhaps sealing his fate. The river was swift, but it wasn’t to be. That final ace, gave the other guy three. He busted out with nowhere to go. Now he lay in the ground, just six feet below.
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I get this reference…
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BLUEDIME:
The Docter said, it’s not your heartbeat that’ bring you down." It’s those POKER
BADBEATS THAT IS BEATING YOU DOWN. take two ACES and call me 6:00 o’clock
tomorrow evening"
……………….BLUEDIME
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Sooner or later … the House always wins
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If she were any luckier, she’d be a leprechaun.
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Planted with the fish, Don’t forget to rake
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Here lies the body of the gambler Fred
Who rivered a royal in diamonds red
He got so excited when his villain led
That his heart gave out, and now he’s dead.
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A man from Massachusetts
Went to Las Vegas
With his dog Lucius
The dealer with the crop
Dealt him a draw on the flop
The dog licked him, kicked him
begged him and pissed him
Not to play for the draw
Not he listened to the dog
Bet his stack like a hog
Turn, sure he drew the draw
He looked at the dog with the leer
Then he kicked him in the rear
Soon to be beaten by the river
There was a man from Massachusetts
Who was laid in Las Vegas.
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All in, no outs!
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May my last game start and end with a smile.
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I wish to have more money to earn more