CONTEST - Give us some BAD poker advice!

bluff…everytime…bluff

go in everyhand you are invincible you will win all the chips

Take a few more shots of tequila than you normally (you really should see a professional about that tequila intake, you know) take, and double up on the whiskey, as well. Do that just before the event, and you are good to go.

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Do alot of chatting and be sure to tell the table when you have great hole cards! They will all
love your style of play.

Always reraise somebody else’s reraise all-in. They must be bluffing.

Always play late at night while tooted. Your opponents will most likely be drunk and sleepy, easier to take advantage off.

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Best advice : no matter what cards you have and what cards you will see on the table ; no need to know any tactics or strategy … that’s enough to learn basketball rules and use dice ( not coin ) to check , bet , call and raise … if you loose , the only reason was bad luck … keep calm , believe in yourself and continue this method

Hole cards? Who needs them. The real key is Bluffing! Challenge the big stack early, and when he/she folds you have established your credentials. Now you can successfully bluff whenever you want.

never sit across from a girl with a low cut blouse :wink:

When someone beats you on the river.

Forget everything else and get revenge on that player.

Teach 'em a lesson. :innocent:

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If you sit down at an Omaha table make sure you don’t mistake it for Hi-Low-Omaha and shove all in with an A-2 when clearly you don’t have a chance on the high-hand. Dropped a million on that mistake.

Have another beer glass of wine after every hand you lose eventually you will feel more confident and better about your poker game :slight_smile:

Like Mr Magoo dont look back !

A win win happy strategy that helps you sleep more soundly at night !

The bigger you bet, the bigger your chances! :rofl:

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All pocket pairs are bad! The higher they are, the worse. So if you are ever unfortunate enough to get dealt pocket Aces, FOLD IMMEDIATELY. Don’t let this type of bad luck ruin your chances of winning.

This is such common knowledge but it bares repeating. It’s all there in the greatest book ever written on Poker by the legendary Wen T. Broke and the books introduction was done by Al Lin.

always fold when you have a flush draw that would be good way to start lol see you at the tables

Never bluff.

Drink two no, make it three double espressos right before entering a high stakes tournament.

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staying on all bets regardless of chances to win

Always go all in on every hand. Everyone will then become afraid and amazed that you must be getting monster hands constantly and no one will have the courage to bet against you.

Get super involve emotionally and create a lot of enemies on the tables.

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