Some people like to brag about their immense poker knowledge and skill on this forum. I think it’s mostly bluster.
Prove me wrong! Stop talking big game and come play a big game instead 
I remain open for heads-up challenges from any of y’all out there who see fit to proclaim your superiority at this game.
I think I am one of the best HU NLHE players on Replay, and I’ll back that up with my play. I’m not just going to crow about it in the forum =-P
Last time I issued this challenge, I got 3 takers. I took all their chips. So I understand if some of you are scared to play me and lose all your chips! But you should have some honor, and admit it, instead of making lame excuses to avoid putting your money where your mouth is 
oh, I’m not scared. Just focused on other things right now not just replay poker and fake chips.
I have a family to feed
you’re writing some pretty long/detailed replies for a guy who’s supposedly too busy with real life!
They’re coming from my simulator
It’s just like a text message. I’m coding right now. I’m importing all your hands so I know your histories.
I like your sense of humor!
OK
Funniest post ever!