CONTEST - Give us some BAD poker advice!

A lot of people think 72o isn’t a very good hand. But let’s be clear there are no bad hands in poker, there are only bad players.

So just think about this hand a little, you can flop a full house with 72o just like you can with AKo, or if you chase it to the river you can catch a straight too.

Don’t overthink things and miss the obvious.

The stress of making all those decisions can be bad for your health. Play it safe and get a Magic 8-Ball to make all your decisions for you! It always gives the right answers because it’s magic!

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After winning a hand always show the table what cards you had in order for them to get to know exactly how you play.

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Actually, playing according to the Magic 8-ball would be an interesting experiment. Try running it across a few thousand hands and calculate your bb/100. I would do it myself, but we don’t have that kind of fancy technology in Canada.

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When in doubt, just let your cats walk across your keyboard. They will either win the hand for you, or more likely they will finally get your full attention.

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always lend as much money as possible from banks, friends and family as you can, then sit at the highest stakes possible and push every hand until you get a call. if you get lucky enough you have more then enough money to pay everyone back and live happily ever after. and if you lose you just…, well lets just not lose okay
and don’t forget to rant every hand, it improves your luck in the next hand

Have you got an ace? Then play, and RAISE!! Play every ace. Unsuited ace and two, unsuited ace and four, unsuited ace and seven…play, and RAISE!!

Same with kings. Have you got unsuited king and six or unsuited king and five? Then don’t even think about folding. These are GREAT HANDS!!

Never fold if you’ve got an ace or a king. Never!

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If someone bets , fold even if you can just check , even if that silly box pops up asking if you really want to fold… YES you do really want to fold.

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when ever you have a straight, go all-in.
The cards are limited so that there can be just one straight at time, and it’s the strongest hand in the world.
Go for it eyes closed

If you’re able to beat most of the players here, it’s the right time to cash out your life’s savings, head down to Vegas, and play the big game at the Aria.

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Call and Pray. Your two-outer is sure to hit on the turn or river.

The old man drinking a coffee is always bluffing.

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Always listen to the advice…above & below…you will have the #1 Ranking on Replay in a day…

Look, we all know that something is fishy with the deal here. Big hands always get cracked on the river, like totally 100% of the time. We can use this to our advantage by always folding big hands and trying to get in bad. The higher the odds against you, the better you do… which is why it’s called gambling!

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I call this the fundamental theorem of poker

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Lie like your at a Court Ordered Pathological Liars Anonymous Meeting :sunglasses:

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Keep on drawing to those inside straights

always…I repeat, always go all in with AA and KK. They are a sure winner and
can always be dependable to win you a large pot of chips…

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Try everyday again and again one day u gonna success

ALWAYS splash the pot!

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