Mean mama!
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How many “banshee cries of frustration” did she let out per day, raising you–on average–best guess? lol
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Usually no more than 10 or 20. 
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JanCee lol yes but…She was right!
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You stole my line! hahaha … . 
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Ain’t that the truth 
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You’re gonna thank me one day.
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Huh?
She was hard of hearing.
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Mine, in her 90s, said, “What?!” to whoever had just spoken. She refused to wear her hearing aids because she said they made her look old. I took her aside one day and whispered (loudly) in her ear, “Saying ‘What?!’ makes you look older than hearing aids makes you look.”
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I remeber her saying (count your blesses before God take it away) now its took away
GET IN THE CUPBOARD
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It’s a screen door. You don’t have to open it to talk to someone.
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“I don’t know where you’re getting all these teeth, but the Tooth Fairy is now bankrupt!”
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I’ve had it up to here with you! (While holding flat hand somewhere between nose and forehead)
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Though Mom was hinting I need more exercise when she said “You should be more like your Grandpa, He’s been walking 10 miles a day” Then realized we haven’t seen Grandpa in about 30 days.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot!!
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don’t forget to wash behind your ears
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If you fall and break your leg …Dont come running to me ???
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