Keep your nose to the grindstone.
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“Go find something to do, or I will”
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god never gives you more than you can handle,
man plans…and god laughs.
No!
wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up faster
Look with your eyes not your mouth!!
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Mom: “Eat your spinach like Popeye. Or you’ll get the wooden spoon!”
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quit whining or I will give you something to whine about
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Stand up straight son or you’ll have back problems, later. I tried all my life but not enough I suppose and yes now I have intermittent back issues that keep me down for weeks at times. Listen to your mom’s advice and commit to those teachings:)
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Ok. My mom was a music instructor.
Did you practice your piano today?
“Don’t SLAM the door” lol
“Were you born in a field”
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Not my Mom but my Dad’s favorite was “Promise me you will brighten up!”
CLOSE THE DANG DOOR,YOU WEN’T BORN IN THE BARN!
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Ditto!
Don’t say you can’t do it Joey. You can do more than you think you can.
PMSL thought the same thing this one gets me Hey T**T time for tea or “Don’t come running to me crying if you fall and break your leg you’ve been told”
Don’t drink all the Jack Daniels and leave Yer Dad 2 cigars! 
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