The Totally Topic-less Anything Except Complaining Thread

[aceto5]

OK, Time for a little levity.

Words Women Use.

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when you are wrong, they are right, and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A LOUD SIGH means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. SOFT SIGHS mean that she is content.
Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT’S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. THAT’S OKAY means that she wants time to think long and hard before how and when you will pay for your mistake.

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement; it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a THAT’S OKAY.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you’re welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from THANKS. A woman will say THANKS A LOT when she is really ticked off with you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the LOUD SIGH. Be careful noy to ask what is wrong after the LOUD SIGH, as she will only tell you NOTHING.

I hope I got a smile out of you.
Have a nice day,
David

[Craig_Anthony]

Let’s not forget answering the question with a question.

“What do you think “ ?

Very dangerous and I suggest you just slowly back away without saying anything.

[Sue13]

[Elvoid]

Yep. The dreaded “What do you think” has only one response that might save your life:

[Craig_Anthony]

Hahahahahaha! That’s it . I learned the hard way and been single for over 30 years

[Sue13]

You definitely made me smile. THANKS A LOT

[aceto5]

Your welcome Sue.

You made me smile in return.

Thanks, David

Let’s see if this makes some one smile.

[CleanLivin]

LMAO!!!

[aceto5]

so did I the first time I saw it.

I am such a sick puppy that I made copies and now when I go to the local grocery stores, I scotch tape a copy on the shelf in the coffee section.

Have a happy day,
David

[aceto5]

Thanks,

Same here,

David

I will send another just as good next week. Look for it - totally worth it.

[RavenL]

Think this guy got a “THANKS A LOT”

[RavenL]

[RavenL]

[aceto5]

This should get a smile.

Later, David

[feelmysins]

@aceto5
Hahahaahaaha Hahahahaaha That’s way too funny. I’m stealing it and sharing with my good Irish Catholic family. Hahhaaaahahahahahh again

[Craig_Anthony]

[RavenL]

[RavenL]

[aceto5]