Dyslexic Americans support the right to keep and arm bears.
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Aren’t those the Village People? 
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I just put 3 trays of beef, onion, and cheese enchiladas into the oven. Everything but the tortillas was made from scratch, by me, and I make a mean enchilada sauce. That’s 30 of them, which one might think is enough to share with you guys.
But no, you would be wrong, so very, very wrong. I fully intend to eat them all, just not all at once.
I’m not totally heartless, so if you were here, I would burp and gently waft the aroma in your general direction so you might catch a whiff.
I know, that’s pretty generous, but that’s just the way I roll. 
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are you sure you aren’t Texian?
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My thoughts while playing some terrible poker is that Poker players and farmers have something in common.
A farmer takes seed and plants, waits for rain, no rain no grain.
A card player receives 2 or 4 cards down, waits for the big hand, no good cards, lots of pain.
Might it be droughts come in different ways?
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I was stationed at Ft Bliss, Tx for a numner of years. Maybe some of it rubbed off on me.
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I do believe it tends to
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I always cook for you guys. I need street food now.
Downswings, sometimes prolonged, are part of the game, so yes.
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A man’s cologne should be discovered, not announced.
A man’s belt should match his shoes. if dressing heavy, your holster should match too.
Ill fitting suits look bad, no matter how much they cost. Spend the money to have your suit tailor fit.
Cheap shoes make you look cheap. Women notice shoes.
Dress for the setting. Don’t wear a suit to the beach or casual wear to a professional meeting.
Wear solid ties with striped shirts and patterned ties with solid color shirts.
Don’t be afraid to add a splash of color, but always in moderation. Clowns are always very colorful, that’s how you know they’re clowns. Don’t look like a clown.
Men should never rent formal wear. Buy a tux and have it tailored, even if you rarely need it.
Well pressed shirts look more expensive. Don’t be that wrinkled guy.
A man should know the rules before breaking them. Break rules for a reason.
By all means, develop your own signature style, but do it within the framework of tried and true fashion standards. Otherwise, people mostly won’t get what you’re trying to do, and you end up looking like Snuffy Joe. This is bad, m’kay?
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Bond, James Bond.
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For payback, since I’m lactose intolerant, I would drink a glass of milk, then fart in your general direction.
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Yep id just let them watch the juices run down my chin lol
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Did we mean laddies? Or are these really ladies?
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Eye candy for ladies Jan, eat your heart out 
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