I don’t think anyone (Including the band) knew all the lyrics to “Blinded By the Light”. Here’s someone who did a great job of spoofing this word-soup of a song:
The original, with lyrics:
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Been singing:
Now I’m slippin into the twilight zone, places, madhouses, fields are being blown, I don’t know what to do with the moon and stars, where am I to go now that I’ve gone to far,(repeat) you’ll no longer know, when the bullet hits the bomb.
A bit later: Well the knife hangs heavy on the guillotine line, next stop from the borderline, When the head man comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated.
Actual words:
Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone, The place is a madhouse feels like being cloned, My Beacon’s been moved under moon and stars, where am I to go now that I’ve gone to far, (repeat) Soon you will come to know. When the bullet hits the bone.
Then: Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind, This far from the borderline, When the hit man comes, He know damn well he has been cheated.
Sad but true, I really thought I knew the words, come on guys, get personal, share a real BooFoo you’ve done! 
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From the Eagles’ “Hotel California.” I thought the lyric was, “Warm smell of Cali piss, rising up through the air.”
This all made perfect sense, because “Cali” is short for “California,” and it’s well known that people there like to urinate in public places.
The actual lyric is “Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.”
According to the Eagles own Don Felder, " "The colitas is a plant that grows in the desert that blooms at night, and it has this kind of pungent, almost funky smell,” Except that there is no plant by that name. He might have been thinking of "cereus " which is a night blooming cactus, or it might mean marijuana buds, or it might be Mexican slang for a butt. Eh, nobody seems to know what it means.
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I always thought it was his passenger Cletus
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Bryan Adams - Summer of 69
I got my first real sex dream, down there at the five and dime
In stead of I got my first real six string
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OK, Here is one I have never told anyone: Stevie Nicks -Edge Of Seventeen
For a very long time I sang:
Just like the one wing girl, sings a song sounds like she’s singing eww eww eww
The real lyrics are:
Just like the white winged dove sings a song sounds like she’s singin woo woo woo
But wait there’s more!!!
Mine was : stranded my friend, nothing else matters, he was no more than a baby then.
Real is: Said to my friend’s nothing else mattered, he was no more than a baby then.
Mine: The loves letters expected, when it rains, But the seeds changes in color, but the seed does not change, Show me the glow grace of gold, Amazed, I will fall with an angel’s desire, to be on the edge of 17
Real: The clouds never expect of it when it rains, But the sea changes color, but the sea does not change, So with the slow graceful flow, of age, I went forth with an age old desire to please on the edge of 17.
Hope I’m not the only one who was way off on this song 
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Doobie Brothers Give me the beat boys.
huge fan of the beach boys. I thought they sang ♫ gimme the beach boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away ♫
along came internet and discovered can search song lyrics. they sing ♫ gimme the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away ♫
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The Kentucky Headhunters
Let’s all go down and do Miss Parker.
Correct is Let’s all go down to Dumas Walker
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My version… Dirty knees thunder cheese
AC/DC did … Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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E.L.O. Don’t bring me down
miss heard lyric. Don’t bring me down, Bruce!
actual lyric Don’t bring me down, groos!
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Thanks for sharing Wildpokerdude,
This one I learned this last week, ABBA’s Dancing queen.
Thought for (15-20 years now) it said " We can do the Wattuzi, everything is fine"
But the real words are (thanks to warlock’s) “When you hear the right music everything is fine”
He posted Charlotte Summers in What are you listening to now? - #1137 by 1Warlock , and while I was watching some of her other songs I caught Dancing Queen, and with her thick accent, I heard the real words.
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Song: I Am Above, by In Flames
Misheard lyrics: “My God, masturbating fridge!”
Actual lyrics: “My God, as the pain inflates”
I’m not sure which makes less sense… or sounds more accurate.
Johnny Rivers. Secret agent man
miss heard lyric. secret Asian man
correct lyric. secret agent man
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We all came out to Monsford on the way to reassure life. is how Deep Purple`s “Smoke On The Water” begins. Change my mind.
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I thought it was, “We all came out to Montreux, on the Lake Geneva shoreline.”
Supposedly, they saw the casino in Montreux, Switzerland burn during a Frank Zappa concert. Montrex is on the shore of Lake Geneva… smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
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Hendrix - Watchtower, Got Businessmen they drink my wine however mistook Plowmen dig my earth with come and dig my herb 
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Misty Mountain hop
me just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said
Please, hey, woobie cat to all get in line Get in line
Led Zeppelin Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said
Please, hey, would we care to all get in line Get in line
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