Does this make sense to anyone?
I donāt think the deal is completely random but I definitely donāt think the deal is tilted towards anyone in particular, regardless of which players are actually buying chips and which players are just free-loaders like me. I donāt buy chips and I donāt plan to. I donāt keep track but Iāve won at least 5 or 6 tournaments this year, including once this week. Iāve reached the point where I finish in the money a fair amount of time and Iām pretty sure I could improve that number if I played a more aggressive game.
I think that the software that deals the game is designed to make things more exciting by āreactingā to specific activity. So, imagine that you are controlling the deal and your job is to inject drama into game. Youāve been instructed to make something exciting happen as soon as possible and make sure itās significant enough that everyone will notice. Which player or players are most likely to get the starring roles in your drama production? If you want something dramatic to happen right now youāre naturally going to involve the most active players. So player 1 checks; player 2 checks; player 3 checks; player 4 goes ALL-IN; players 5, 6, and 7 fold; player 8 CALLS, 9 folds, 1 folds, 2 CALLS, and 3 folds. Player 4 got your attention 1st so heās your star, players 8 and 2 get supporting roles. THIS IS WHERE THE PROBLEM EXISTS. The activity that triggers the software to react and go into hyper-drama mode is the ALL-IN bet made by the jackass bingo player. The software doesnāt recognize the fact that his antics are ruining the game for the 8 other players. It simply recognizes the trigger and sets up the drama, but far too often the software seems to be assigning the role of the predetermined winner to the jackass. Players 8 and 2 are left to play the parts of 2 hapless suckers. They get dealt very solid hands that arenāt quite enough to win.
Iām sure the software consists of a very complex system of logic compared to my stupid analogy but my point is that the programming is characterized by a tendency to favor the players who are carelessly over-betting with cards they should be folding. I seriously doubt this was intended but, for whatever reason, itās happening. And itās happening far more frequently than the laws of probability allow for with a random deal. The fact that itās happening explains many of the frustrated rants that have been posted by rational minded decent poker players. Going all-in on every hand isnāt supposed to be a successful strategy because youāre not going to have strong cards every hand but the players calling you usually are which means youāre probably going to lose. 2 nights ago I watched a player walk through 6 consecutive hands accumulating a 120K stack before getting beamed-up and moved to another table! 3 of the players he knocked out managed to keep their cool and show some class with a gesture of good sportsmanship by offering ānh ggā in the chat box. His response: ālol ggā! He eventually did get knocked out at the final table in either 4th or 6th place, I canāt remember.
Ok, enough said. Either there is a glitch or Iāve lost my mind. Youāve heard my rant and it should be obvious that itās a very frustrating situation to deal with from where I sit. On the bright side, this kind of BS doesnāt go on in every MTT and when it does, Iāve found that itās usually possible to weather the storm and Iām not one of the really good players here. Iām no slouch and Iāve enjoyed some success but I couldnāt begin to explain how some of these guys sustain the rankings theyāve acheived. Iāve gotten under 10,000 a couple of times following a good streak of finishes but it donāt take much to suddenly find yourself sitting at 300,000 something waiting for some free chips or the next free roll MTT to start. Replay isnāt perfect but it beats the crap out of anything else Iāve found.
THESE ARE FACTS, IF YOU DONāT BELIEVE IT, ITāS TIME TO START:
1.) REPLAY IS NOT RIGGED!
(Get your calculator and multiply the number of players logged on right now by the massive dollar amount required to finance enough chips to get you through another week of demonstrating how to NOT win. Whatever number you see is probably a lot more than the actual weekly chip revenue but itās still close enough. Subtract your guess at what it costs to keep this sight running smooth and pay the staff. Whatever is left is what you are claiming is the motive for the bad guys to follow you and me and countless other donks around from tournament to tournament so they can watch with evil delight as they make us lose. And they still had enough left over to get Donald Trump in the White House. That is truely amazing!)
2.) DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE OAKLAND RAIDERS ARE IN 1ST PLACE IN THE AFC WEST.
(God help us. And yes I voted and no I didnāt vote for Trump! And HELL NO Iām not a Raiderās fan! I live in Denver!)
3.) I WILL NEVER BUY CHIPS TO PLAY FREE POKER
(To do that would be the equivalent of accepting personal failure for me. I appreciate the website and will pay an exorbitant amount for a T-Shirt or something if my financial support is needed.)
4.) REPLAY POKER IS AWESOME!
(Not perfect but they obviously care about the important stuff and donāt make us suffer through repetitive advertisements.)
5.) SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL
(Yes, that means Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is not real either. Iām sorry you had to find out this way but at least you know the truth now and can get on with your life. HO! HO! HO!)
6.) MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
(Raider fans included, Cheifs fans are not!)