Y’know how after you get knocked out, you get the “GOOD GAME! You finished ____” window? Doesn’t matter what place you finish, that’s the message you get.
That’s nice, I guess. Considerate. Compassionate.
But I have more realistic suggestions for that window. Since I’m playing a lot of 6 seat tables, I’ll go with my suggestions for finishes at those tables:
6th place: “Look away. We’ll just pretend this never happened.”
5th Place: ““Go all in,” you said. “It’ll be fine,” you said.”
4th Place: “4th Place?? Why, that’s ALMOST like kissing your sister!”
3rd Place: “3rd Place?? That’s EXACTLY like kissing your sister!”
2nd Place: “Hey - remember that time you made it to the top two and won the whole thing? Yeah, me neither.”
1st Place: “Good Game! But we both know you still suck.”
These aren’t written in stone - suggestions welcome!
