Funny Christmas carols

This carol just seemed so appropriate to the season, but I hope Rudolph feels better next year. He had to call his cousin, Leroy, to cover. What are your favorite additions?

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Christmas carol for 2020!

We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we travel so far,
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star!

(Navigation by yonder stars is not advised and we would politely suggest that traversing kings make use of satellite navigation or a recognised internet route-finding prior to commencing their journey. This will ensure the quickest route and most optimal journey with regard to fuel consumption is identified.
In addition, while the gift of gold is acceptable, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of allergic reaction caused by such oils and fragrances.
A suitable alternative may be a gift voucher!)

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas :heart_eyes:

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Ahaha, ahaha :rofl:

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I hate to admit it, but the Christmas seasons from 2009 to 2013 I gigged as a Victorian caroler. It was shockingly like this too many times to count. We all became very flexible. It’s amazing what people will do for very little money–as long as they think they’re having “fun.”

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Do you know the works of P.D.Q. Bach? From Wikipedia: P. D. Q. Bach is a fictional composer invented by the American musical satirist Peter Schickele, who developed a five-decade-long career performing the “discovered” works of the “only forgotten son” of the Bach family. Here’s a lovely Christmas carol, and in case you miss the humor, I’ve posted the words below the link. You can follow along (when you’re not rofl-ing).

Throw the yule log on, Uncle John
Throw the yule log on, Uncle John
Throw the yule log on, Throw the yule log on, Throw the yule log on Uncle John
(Chorus)

Put the pickle down, Uncle John
Put the pickle down, Uncle John
Put the pickle down, Put the pickle down, Put the pickle down Uncle John
(Chorus)

Ten o’clock on Christmas morn and all the guests are coming to the door;
Ten o’clock on Christmas morn and Uncle John’s already on the floor.
Though the weather’s bitter cold there’s not a frown to mar the festive mood;
Wait 'til they discover that old Uncle John has eaten all the food.
Hear the hall clock strike, Uncle John, Hear the hall clock strike, Uncle John
Hear the hall clock strike, Hear the hall clock strike, Hear the hall clock strike Uncle John.
(chorus)

Please, will you come to Uncle John?
Gather around poor Uncle John.
Please, will you come to Uncle John (the no-good good-for-nothing),
Oh, when will you come to Uncle John?
Oh, when will you come to, Uncle John?

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Ahaha, ahaha. A local television commercial. I just had to post it lol :joy:

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Ohhh Can-a-da!

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