There’s a series of off-color (pun intended) jokes that go as follows:
Why are elephants red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
So they can eat cherries out of trees.
What’s the loudest noise in the world?
Giraffes eating cherries out of trees.
I bring this up because there have been plenty of times I’ve wanted to trumpet my complete frustration when I’ve camouflaged a monster hand and managed to get an opponent to stick their neck out a long, long way for a nibble, only for them to take a huge bite out of my ba–, I mean stack, by hitting their rags on the flop.
I just engaged in a thread elsewhere about tracking my hands because I seem to be losing an awful lot of the high-percentage variety. Perhaps I didn’t effectively communicate in that thread my awareness of the difference between feeling and believing.
Often, you can’t help feeling something is up with Replay’s random number generator. Believing is another thing entirely. Even though I tracked my hands on a spreadsheet to reassure myself, I’ve never believed Replay manipulates hands. It requires too much effort for a very minimal, if any, return.
No, the exercise was always more about battling my irrationality. Sadly, that battle is ongoing with no end in sight.
I’ve also been in separate discussions about bluffing and mucking hands, and I’m beginning to believe the three interconnect.
If you’re selective in your hands, not playing garbage, paying attention to your position, picking your spots to bluff, and your betting is aggressive albeit considered, usually in line with the blind level and pot, and designed to get you into sizable pots with the best of it, I think it’s fair to say you are a rational player.
The question is, how do opponents view you, especially if you invite a lot of folds and never show? If you typically win showdowns when they occur, some will step lightly around you, giving you a further advantage through increased bluffing opportunities. Others, though, will ramp up their irrational play to counter your rationality. Naturally, their nine-fours and jack-deuces will all too often suck out against your more coordinated and powerful hands.
Those loose opponents want you to tilt. They want you to bet even higher when they’re holding 7-2 on a 9-7-2 flop after you’ve pot-raised your monster pair.
I think the only way to fight this is proactively. Once they’ve hit the flop, there’s no point in trying to intimidate them. Instead, overbet top hands pre-flop, going eight to ten big blinds, or more if necessary, especially in the early rounds, and be happy with taking the blinds and limpers.
The disadvantage is that you’re narrowing your range and limiting your profit on those hands. The advantage is you’re making the donkeys think twice, discouraging their misbehavior, and, most importantly, preserving your sanity.
Thoughts?