Daily Quotes

“People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.” ― Dr. Seuss

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“Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough”
-Karl Marx

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Paul Brown: “When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.”

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Us mid-level MTT players are down here at the bingo hall, baby, working that fixed income out of sad tourists and funny grannies! - SunPowerGuru

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78.4% of people who use statistics in an argument have made them up !

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Do not listen with the intent to reply. But with the intent to understand.

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try to see your lost chips as a lesson you paid for to become a better player.
that way they are never lost in vain.

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That’s my philosophy in knitting too. When my yarn makes a mess (never me!), I say, “That was a free class!” lol

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

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A snowflake is one of nature’s most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together. - unknown

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It’s OK SPG. You can take credit for that one. You know you want to…:wink:

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It does take great maturity to understand that the opinion we are arguing for is merely the hypothesis we favor, necessarily imperfect, probably transitory, which only very limited minds can declare to be a certainty or a truth.
Milan Kundera

There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is, contempt prior to investigation.
Herbert Spencer

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“No human being wants to accept a loss, when they can gamble to possibly save what they have invested. This makes homo sapiens incredible parental stewards of their genetic material, but awful gamblers.” - Alex Fitzgerald

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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
Thomas Sowell

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“Mr. Ranger sir, I did not steal that picnic basket” - Yogi Bear

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This year I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October, and I’ve got a feeling they’re going to peak right around January and BANG! That’s when I’ll cash in!.

Homer J Simpson esq.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now. - unknown

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All publicly is good - except for an obituary notice! - Brendan Behan

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I can resist anything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

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‘If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.’

‘Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it.’

Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

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