bender cus hes rotten
Robocop will win. He will do his research and bring along some magnets. Magnets cause Bender to sing uncontrollably. Data sings uncontrollably whenever someone else sings. So some simple magnets will screw up the game for both Bender and Data. Robocop will pull out a strong magnet to use as his card protector, causing Bender to sing. Data will burst out in song along with Bender. C3PO will crap himself at the fuss the other are making. Robocop cleans up.
That would be cheating. Robocop doesn’t cheat. Bringing weapons that neutralize your opponents (or make them sing and lose control) is not playing fair, and if anyone is fair among them it’s Robocop. He would never do it 
Fair call. Robocop is very principled?
He’s a cop 
Robocop. Coz he is a humanoid, can process data and can read emotions as well.
Why would he need to read emotions? The others are all robots, they don’t have emotions (except maybe Bender, but that would only give him advantage over Bender) . If anything, they’re the ones who need to be able to read his emotions because of his human side, but for him reading emotions is not a very helpful skill in this case
Data can understand and process human emotions. He would beat Robocop without a problem.
C-3PO because luck counts.
Data - It’s all in the data.
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HAHAHA !!!
Can we say Sherlock Homles again? 
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there are rumors that R2-D2 will replace C-3PO at the last moment and also data may be replaced with cpt picard. i hope this won’t happen …
anyway, i vote for data because he smokes the same magic pipe just like sherlock holmes
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DATA~~I used to do books/accts,and I am so bad at Poker anyone who has information can win!! (beat them DATA “my man”) LOL
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strong textBenderHe is happy go lucky he has enough “Spirits” not
to care, what ever the flop was he would call, if he had a pair he would raise,
if no bets, he would go in, because of earv play, thay all would fold
WELL OF COURSE DATA WOULD WIN, HE HAS THE INSIDE SCOOP. HIS KNOWLEDGE LETS HIM KNOW THE CARD COUNT, WHAT ODDS ARE OF HIS CARDS HITTING THE TABLE, BUT MORE TO HIS FAVOR HE MADE THE PROGRAM ,HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN HIS CARDS ARE NEXT OUT… WHY YOU THINK HIS NAME IS DATA!!!
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I’ve got to go with Bender here. All 4 will be able to play perfect poker so the winner will need something more. If Matt Groening could fool TV execs into believing Futurama wasn’t just the Simpsons slightly altered, then his creation should be able to bluff the others at will.
Data. He’s the most intelligent and can easily calculate probabilities. He also has a great emotionless poker face.
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Before the game starts Bender will buy a few shares in OCP and cheat his way onto the board of directors. Once the game starts he will let Robocop see him cheating. As Robo cannot act against an OCP executive his prime directive orders will force him to shutdown when he attempts to call out Bender for rule breaking. Robo is out of the game.
C-3PO is a protocol droid and lacks the aggression needed to compete against Data or Bender so he would be out in third place.
Now it is down to Data’s intelligence v Bender’s cheating. Data will base his game on pure logic and odds whereas Bender is incapable of playing an honest game so will start to mark the cards but, being Bender, he will take it too far and mark every card the same so will have no idea what’s going on.
Data will slowly start to dominate and build a big chip advantage. Once Bender is down to 10bb he will opt for plan B. B for Bend that is. He will bend the dealer, he will bend the table, he will bend C3PO who stayed to watch the game. The floor manager declares Data the victor so Bender will bend him. As Data tries to collect his winnings Bender will strike and bend him too. Bender will scoop the chips into his torso, chug a bourbon, light a cigar and yell KISS MY SHINY METAL @## as he leaves the casino.
In conclusion:: Data would win but Bender would leave with the pot.
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Bender would take the pot as how could the others compete with a alcoholic, whore-mongering. chain-smoking, GAMBLER.
Data would win as he played poker in one of the episodes of TNG so has experience.
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