lol the Lonely Bitter Old Men Parade continues <3
hen i was a kid i would brag how good i was at baseball all the timeāmy dad told me to stop the bragging as it was not nice and that if i was really good ppl. would see it and do my bragging for meāfunny thing, i did not listen n keep bragging n 2 weeks later tore my hip up sliding into second base ( 2 operations and 3 weeks in a hospital ). My dreams of being a pro were gone but i learned the hard way about bragging lol----Right now my hip is hurting bad from the cold as it is -8 degrees here in Pgh. Pa.
Understand, ppl. like LiteBrite and Younguru PROBABLY have no real life and get off mocking ppl. and would NEVER survive in REAL money gamesā¦You play well and should be proud of your results, do not pay attention to themā¦
Thanks for your words of encouragement, but Iām only talking about LiteBrite here.
Younguru never has and never will mock me. Itās a shame you donāt know him. Heās an awesome human being.
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Just won a tournament:). 100k sit-n-go heads up, now 2 be honest the guy was awwwww maybe not very good as he put me all in on the flop with his Jās ( 8 kicker ) and i had a set of Kās after raising pre-flop bigājust love an easy game once in a while and the 190k chips that came with it:).
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Good jobābut 7 hoursāOMG, i have no patience for long games as i am getting old lol:)
Yes, I mock online poker and players. Making no excuses or apologies. Online poker is an amusement not to be taken too seriously. My profile description makes this clear. Are you not amused? #kleenex
FYIā¦donāt play holier than though with me. As soon as I won anything on this serverā¦I was called names and attacked. Then when I countered, I was snitched on to the admins. Common cockroach behavior.
This online poker forum is the same as any little peyton place server Iāve played over the past 25 years. Cliques of āprosā colluding against one another and outsiders. Not all obviously. Some collude just by being very familiar with their team play. Some flat out use cheating techniques. There also are always inside players that canāt resist taking advantage. People that deny these conditions of online poker are silly.
The posts I have made in this category have garnered their share of mocking from other players. Donāt expect me to start whining anytime soon however. Iām still accumulating wins and scalps. Just not going to post that data anymore.
The marxist mutts think they get to punish anybody that upsets their juvenile emotionally stunted minds. Youāll meet with frustration barking up this tree. Woof Woof! Phhfftttttttttt!
@T-1OOO well, at a glance Iād say that sounds like the commentary of a sad old man with nothing better to do than feign superiority in a free online poker forum. If this is just a bunch of losers, what does it make the guy who spends his time bragging and taking cheap shots at said losers?
Iād double check that throne if I were you, it smells.
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Younguru----You are SO right----he is just a bitter man taking his hate for life out on innocent nice ppl. like Lelainaāvery sad:(ā¦He says " pros collude here" lolāThis is a fun free site lolā¦If he hates this site then he should just leave----Geez, i hope i never get mean and bitter at life and pplā¦very sad
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I just won the Warp Speed 1 mil buy in Tourny for a 12 mil cash, and up to 73 mil bankroll, in about month 8. At this rate Iām going to shatter my goals again, and Iām going to have to reset goals yet again for the 3rd time, if, assuming this keeps up.
I guess I suck too, and not good enough like Litebrite, but Iām in pretty good company with Lelaina, Younguru, etc, as we all suck compared to Litebrite lol.
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Finally the thin skinned miserable egomaniacs get to the point. Unimaginative common insults donāt really have much effect. I still wonāt be converting any of my money for buying worthless pixels or chipsā¦I leave that to the legends of worthless pixels worldā¦Snoreā¦
Hi wildpokerdude,
Congratulations! You ranked 4th out of 76 players in the PKO Benjamin Bounty tournament.
You won 333,925 chips.
You won 29,687 bounty chips.
You gained 26,154 tournament points.
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Except you wonāt find anywhere that I said any player or their play sucks, as you so eloquently put it.
If your implying, saying that we all buy play chips. I have never bought play chips, and neither has Younguru, and neither has Lelaina. Also Younguru, and myself come from real money online poker, and real money offline poker backgrounds. I just use the high stakes here as a way to practice for real money, since Real money online poker is a class C Felony in WA state.
Also if a couple, few, some want to buy play chips, as much as we donāt think much of those who do, them buying chips does keep this site afloat for you, the rest of us to play at.
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You openly admit to mocking people just a few posts above this one, I donāt think the actual language matters - the sentiment is still there.
Look, some people enjoy the sarcasm and smack talk, and those that dish it out should be able to take it, but those that donāt shouldnāt have to put up with it either.
If youāre going to come after people like @Lelaina who Iāve never seen post anything negative about anyone because you ālike being a jerkā, itās a bit pathetic to start crying when people call you out over it.
The irony of that line in a post thatās just one long whine made me laugh though, so thanks for that.
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OMG. Are you still whining trying to convince yourselves that you are big winners? Since nobody has anything to say other than āwe donāt like youā. Iām good with that. Itās mutual, OK? Iāll excuse myself now. Thanks for the chuckles. See you never.
Youāre a joke my friendā¦I do NOT need to brag about winning------I just like 2 have a good time and LEARNED long ago bragging is not the way to goāFUNNY, you brag about being basically a jerk, this i will agree with you on:).
Thanks @bill8888, I was worried I was being a little too harsh, I feel better now
@T-1OOO I have no ill will towards you at all. You posted some dumb stuff on the internet - welcome to the club, itās not at all exclusive. If you like posting your results here, you should absolutely keep doing it, people seemed to be joining in and really enjoying it. Maybe just be a bit more selective about who deserves to be mocked in the future hey?
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I do think itās kind of fascinating to observe the meta of this social space, though. For instance:
OMG. Are you still whining trying to convince yourselves that you are big winners?
Why is this such a thing? Youāre definitely not the first retired older gentleman Iāve run into on Replay who belittles other players for supposedly āhaving delusions of grandeurā and āthinking they are big winners when theyāre really losersā et cetera. I wonder what motivates this behavioral trope?
I have a hard time coming up with any hypotheses other than ābitterness.ā It certainly seems like the most logical explanation for why someone would go out of their way to accuse others of basically being desperate losers, despite little evidence to support that characterization. My theory is that when we feel unfulfilled in our own lives, we begin to take pleasure in casting aspersions on the idle pleasures of others. I guess thatās why I keep coming back to the hypothesis that youāre some version of a āsad, lonely old man.ā
The cringey, old-timey macho bravado seems to be part of the bit. Other well-known toxic retirees on Replay (who shall remain nameless lol) engage in same. āOh, you donāt like me? Iām fine with that! I donāt care. This was funny. Just to be clear, none of this affects me, Iām tough and above it all. Anyway I gotta go ride my Harley. See ya.ā
Like lol. Yāall really think you look cool. 
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