“I was born 60 years ago. For 37 years I’ve ruled as Lynwood’s emperor, but for all these years, I’ve never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of music by other people, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 1st of June, the year of Bad Hair Day, 2020. These are the closing days of the Yankovic era, and the final hours of my life.”
“Weird Al” Yankovic, first of his name.