Shut the door, you’re letting the flies out-lol
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if you don’t stop that I am going to tell your Dad when he gets home.
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When she was displeased with me, "Ohh, Bobby, Bobbyyyy!
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When I was a kid my mom use to say…Bodie you blow up another mailbox I will see to it that you get a whipping every day for the rest of your life!
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to have a friend, you have to be a friend.
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true
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I don’t remember any phrases my mother used more than others, but she did have this Banshee-like incoherent screech that sounded like something that might come from a rabid lion should you park a fully loaded F-150 on its tail.
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it makes me wonder what in the h3ll you were doing for her to sound like that!?
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" go ask your father"
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“ If you ever curse again I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap “
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Not to change the subject, but rather expand on it to include a phrase that my dad always said, “Oh, my shattered nerves”. Makes me laugh remembering it 
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“ You better untangle that telephone cord before your father gets home “
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"a champagne appetite on a beer pocket book’'… Reminds me of a few women I’ve dated… but I told them they want to live a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget.
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“ The good Lord made peas to eat, not to fling them at each other during dinner “ .
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Stay Loose!
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When we would ask mom where our shoes were she’d say "I don’t know, I don’t wear them!
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catch the ball, throw the ball.
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remember the thing you did growing up before yelling at your kids for doing the same thing
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Don’t make me stop this car…
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