Give the player who bubbles the most tournaments in a month 100,000 chips…or something
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or perhaps a bad beat jackpot. or both.
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JUST LIKE OUR POLITICALLY CORRECT LITTLE LEAGUE TEAMS
EVERYONES A WINNER!!
WHAT A WORLD!! THIS POLITICALLY CORRECT -GARBAGE-
WILL NOW MELT INTO POKER!!!
RALPHIE SAYS- WHAT A NUTTY WORLD WE LIVE IN!!
HOW BOUT A BONUS 4 THE PERSON WHO FINISHES LAST!!
THEY NEED CHIPS ALSO!
PROBABLY MORE THAN THE BUBBLE SQURL!!
JUST RALPHIES THOUGHTS!!
RALPHIES SECRETARY
TOM
Greetings Thomas,
Well my friend, I feel and see a little anger in your post. I do agree with your statement… I just don’t see where the application of this theory would fit with the definition of a Bad Beat Jackpot.
It has been a tool, and is currently still being used with great success in more then 70% of the card rooms in America and in some places in Europe. In business terms it’s called a loss leader. The casino or card room puts a certain amount into a jackpot, either a portion of a rake or funds directly from a casino marketing budget, which is preset. When this jackpot isn’t hit for several weeks or months, It can get quite large, believe me. Eventually it will fill your card room seats with paying customers, looking to land that jackpot and it will also come with a waiting list ! ! So it’s not exactly a trophy for everyone. It just some extra money for the players and a windfall for most of the card rooms… It’s for someone who gets the dog dodo kicked out of them in a pot with the best second best hand. A game within a game if you will… Good Luck and watch out for that anger… Going on tilt easily doesn’t feel good… I know as I had anger issues as a teen and young adult. I really hope this may help in some way Brother .
ANGER?? THERE IS NO ANGER-
JUST TIRED OF POLITICAL CORRECT B S-
WHY NOT JUST GIVE EVERYONE A BONUS-
U OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW ME-
AND IT WAS RALPHIES THOUGHTS-
IN A POLITICALLY CORRECT WORLD IS IT STILL OK TO HAVE THOUGHTS?? IF NOT-
PLEASE ADVISE MY BOY RALPHIE-
TOM
RALPHIES SECRETARY
PS-RALPHIE DOESNT NEED A PSYCHIATRIST-
HE KNOWS HES NUTS
Greetings Brother Thomas,
If you remember I agreed with your thoughts…
If you could please just take the caps lock off first…
So my eyes won’t take any of this personal, they’re sensitive. 
Why are you shouting?
WHOS YELLING ??
IF UR TALKING ABOUT CAPITAL LETTERS-
ALL MY POSTS R CAPITALIZED!
SO UNLESS UR THE PENMANSHIP POLICE-
I WOULD PROBABLY SUGGEST U LIGHTEN UP!
TOM
RALPHIES SECRETARY
DON’T do these:
General rudeness, rude impatience, flooding chat line, shouting in all caps, disrupting game play
Just another example of rules that aren’t enforced, so should be dropped.
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Yeah, I know Tom, Death to Smiley and Exclamation Points. Write on brother!
But like it or not texting is here to stay, so do what you can to do it well, and to minimize the risk of alienating people with your quirky messaging habits. Experts say that those who read our messages have short attention spans, so the clearer and shorter you can make your message, and the more applicable the subject line is, the better off you’ll be in the long run.
Tom, write all the capital letters you want, but it is a sure way to make you and your politics invisible.
Scratch
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Hahaha that would be me!
Well, yes I am the Police, and you are walking dangerously close to a citation…so, quiet down, and I mean pronto…l
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HoW Is ThIs!!!
IS that BETTER!!
Half VOLume for THE POLice!!
tom
RALPHIES secrEtary
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