Overheard at a table just now:
Question: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe next to you and a lion chasing you. What do you do?
Answer: Get your drunk a$$ off the carousel!
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Overheard at the table (yes, again!):
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, “I just can’t take it any more. Every night she is out 'til after midnight going from bar to bar.”
Judge asked, “What is she doing?”
Husband: “Looking for me.”
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How come a bicycle can’t stand on it’s own??
It’s to tired!!
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Hahaha
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A group of artists couldn’t decide which one should go first.
So they drew straws… 
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Hell, I’m telling everybody!
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What do you call a boomerang that don’t come back???
A Stick…
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Ahaha, ahaha, ahaha
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Now there is a second part to that question
Q. What do Aussies call a boomerang that don’t come back???
A. Kylie.
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I don’t get it??
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Same here !
Aussie actress/singer that lives in England and seldom visits Australia
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Why do sharks live in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze 
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So typical…:))
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