I worked in Poker and Blackjack for 35 years starting in Las Vegas in 1973. If you have questions that you would like to ask a professional in the business, here is your chance

Hi unskilld.

Ok, you just made me smile again with a question.
Thank you.

The largest pot. That would be in live action, not tournament.
That would also be when I was dealing for John Moss at the Alladin and Flamingo poker rooms in the late 70s. The single largest pot I ever dealt was in no-limit Texas Hold’em. Everyone that still had cards (three players - Doyle Brunson was one of them) was now playing with two of them all-in. Total cash in the pot?
Real close to $1,230,000. That is about all I remember about that pot except that Doyle did not win it.
Daily pots reaching $250,000 and up were an almost daily occurrence.

The biggest tantrum, wow, so many to chose from.
Let me try to pick a couple. One day at the Dunes one of the high limit players came in using one crutch and limping. Words were exchanged at the table and the man with the crutch, sitting in the number one seat took a swing at the player in the number three seat. Three seat just pushed his chair back and the guy in the number two seat almost took the hit. Cussing and swearing loudly, three seat got to his feet, picked up his crutch and started limping toward the other player swinging the crutch all over the place. Several times as they moved through the poker room the crutch hit the ceiling tiles one time knocking a tile to the floor. I remember this so vividly because the player backing up out of range kept taunting the player with the crutch with some really funny stuff. Pretty soon the whole room was laughing at his remarks. Players kept moving out of the way of the swinging crutch until security finally showed up. Both players were asked to call it a day and number three seat got a ten-minute head start to the exit.

Wow, so many to choose from.
One day at the Flamingo, David Singer (a trust fund heir to the Singer sewing machine family, about 30 years old at the time)
said something obscene to the female oriental dealer (Polly) in the box dealing. I guess that David did not notice that her brother, another dealer, was walking past the table at the time.
The brother took a swing at David hitting him in the side of the head, knocking him to the ground. David got up and it was “Katie bar the door”. It turned into a swinging and grappling match until they both fell sideways. It was unfortunate that on the side they fell was a glass doorway leading out to the pool.
You guessed it, right through the glass and outside they went.
The glass on outside doors is not like window glass. This was thick and heavy glass. I mean blood was everywhere. The in-house medic was called along with 911 for an ambulance. Both went to the hospital. No major injuries and no scars that we could see, and we looked. I was kind of happy about the whole thing. A lot of high limit assholes did not tip, and David was one of them. Well not exactly, every time he won a big pot, he would show a red $5 chip and say thanks, this is for you, and throw it in the trash can. After a few weeks of this, I caught him sitting at a dead table waiting for a seat, and said, “tell you what, every time you want to tip me in the future why don’t you call over the janitor, give the chip to him and say this is from the dealer”. He thought that was a great idea, and that is what he did for the next year. Everyone was now happy, especially the janitor. Then one day David just never showed up anymore.
I have an alibi. Rock solid. I swear it !!!.

Remind me to tell the story about when one of Tony Spilotro’s lieutenants threatened to have two of his boys meet me in the parking lot and break both my arms and both my legs. Nice guy.

Stay safe, David

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Hi, SunPowerGuru.

Sorry, I have no knowledge of how they work their online poker computers down in the Carribean. Hell, I was as surprised as anyone when cheating was proved against the live action major websites about 15 years ago

Stay safe, David

every time he won a big pot, he would show a red $5 chip and say thanks, this is for you, and throw it in the trash can.

What a despicable person, with an attitude like that no wonder he mysteriously disappeared one day.

On the topic of Casino, I rewatched the scene that discusses Nicky/Tony Spilotro’s cheating at poker. In the scene just prior he’s explaining how he had several of the Tangiers/Stardust dealers “in his pocket.” I didn’t notice this before, but the scene shows Nicky/Tony lending a dealer money then in the very next scene that same dealer gives Nicky/Tony 4 aces. So if I had to guess he had his lieutenants threaten you for being unwilling to assist them in cheating.

Thanks again for the stories
Mike

One of the other people who post in this community has asked this question.

Can you recommend a poker book?

I cannot recommend a single best book, but I can recommend one book that is a must for every poker player to read, along with any others he might pick out to read.

That book is:

Mike Caro’s Book of Tells - The body language of poker.

I kid you not, this is a must read - five times !!!

Read this book one time and it will pay for itself the next time you go play poker.

Ok, next, what is the greatest poker movie ever?
Many people have different opinions on this.
For the longest time it was “The Cincinnati Kid”, came out in 1963 staring Steve McQueen. A really great movie with very few flaws.
That used to be my favorite.

That all changed when “Rounders” came out in 1998 staring Matt Damon. Blew me away. I must have watched it a half dozen times. I even have a copy of it that I copied off of cable.
Every poker player should watch this movie.
Why? Mike Caro’s Book of Tells.
I am not going to give the plot away, go watch the movie.

Sometimes I think that I might be the only person in the world who picked up on something in the movie. I have asked a lot of people and not one of them noticed it.

So here it is, at the very beginning of the movie, hell, the credits might have still been showing, Matt Damon is in his apartment getting ready to go play poker. The last thing he does before going out is going around his place picking up all of his hidden piles of cash. You will see him open up a dresser drawer and pull out an old VHS video tape box, empty, except for a pile of cash. Watch the movie again and look at the box. It is a video tape recording of “Caro’s Book of Tells”. That, right at the beginning of the movie, tells you where this movie is heading.
Poker Tells !!!
All through the movie, even with the famous cookies that were thrown against the wall.

“Pay dat man his money”

Ok, I’m done for now. Thanks for reading.

Stay safe, David

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Hi unskilld

Interesting theory.
I am one of the most experienced dealers around and there is no way, even with a gun to my head, could I give someone four aces without the whole world noticing.
This takes a special skill set that takes years to master.
I would say that the dealer you noticed was a mechanic brought in just for Tony.

“You just keep thinking, Butch. That’s what your good at” LOL

Have a nice day, David

And I swear, I had an alibi !!!

2 questions.

  1. do dealers try guess what hand a player/s possible have as if they were playing along or just sit and wait till all action is done to deal next card?

  2. craziest hand you dealt? example be maybe player A was ahead on flop, player B took lead on turn. maybe player C suck out on players A & B. or quads got beat by straight flush etc…

It would be really nice if Replay Poker put together a Poker Cruise. I bet hundreds of poker players here would go, I would. Nice of you to post the info David.

Here are some itineraries. Great prices :+1:t2:

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Thanks, Craig

The Poker cruises made us kind of spoiled.

Trips to,

The Carribean:
To Western Mexico:
To Hawaii:
To Europe" To South America:
Through The Panama Canel:
To Alaska:
To The Mexican Riviera - AKA - Eastern Mexico
10-day cruise as far south in the west to Acapulco

Then we were told we were going to New England. WHAT !!!
New England USA, are you shi, I mean are you kidding me?
Well guess what? It turned out to be one of the best cruises ever. The trees during the Fall Foliage season were spectacular, especially for those of us from the Las Vegas desert area. We left out of New York City, most of us arriving a couple of days early to play tourist in the Big Apple.

This is the way I describe the trip.
Out we flew from Las Vegas for a stop in Texas where the people talked funny. Then on to the Big Apple, where the people talked funny. Next to Newport Rhode Island, beautiful beaches and a string of Mansions along the coast you would not believe, and, oh yeah, where the people talked funny. Next to Boston Mass, where most of us took a guided tour along the “Revolutionary trail”. I got to walk through M.I.T. where the US navy sent my father to get his master’s degree in Electrical Engineering. The New England clam chowder really does taste much better when made fresh and not out of a can. Did I mention that the people talked funny. Next to Martha’s Vinyard. Truely old rustic USA. So many trees in so many colors that my dog would drop dead on the spot. You take the tour that goes up to the high flat top bare mountain and you think you can see forever. Two zillion trees and the ocean sparkling out in front of you. Now here the people really talked funny. Then on to Halifax, Nova Scotia, a truly beautiful city, where we understood every single word they said. Coming back, we stopped off for a day in Bermuda which was just a beautiful place for a tourist to relax for the day, except for everyone driving on the wrong side of the road.
All in all, just a perfect vacation. Throw in the poker room just a short walk from your cabin every night and it was truly a vacation to remember.

Remember, for any questions at all, contact Linda Johnson at,
cardplayercruise@aol.com or

Linda Johnson
Just Pack… We Do The Rest!
www.cardplayercruises.com
twitter: Follow me at FirstLadyPoker

All for now, stay safe, David

Excellent post. You got that spot on :+1:t2:

Hi, Craig, Thanks.

It would be nice, but unfortunately, there is no way that Replay Poker could work out the details to make a good poker cruise come to fruition.

Replay Poker is really just a Silicon Valley type of website.
I would be surprised if one half of their employees have ever played poker.
Card player Magazine on the other hand was started by poker players in the poker capital of the world, Las Vegas, NV.

They lived and breathed poker. They instinctively knew what poker players would want to do every day on a vacation, if they could. Poker cruises was born about 1988. Each cruise worked the kinks out until now it is about as perfect as it can be.
Starting in Las Vegas they had the resources nearby for everything they needed, almost. They still needed to make deals with various cruise lines. But the businesses that make everything from tables to cards to poker chips are based right in Las Vegas. And where better to already know who the best dealers and floor people were. It was all there, ready for all the pieces to be put together. I know. I was on cruise number one.
I watched the growing pains take place in real time through the years. It was a great life. As far as the ship was concerned, we were guests of the ship because we did not work for the ship.
We worked our 40 hours in the poker room and the rest of the time was free to drink and party, as long as we did not embarrass the card room. In port we were like sailors on leave.
We just had to stagger back to the ship before it left the dock.
On the first few cruises I was dealer coordinator. Basically, that meant that my most important job was to find enough sober dealers to prop up in the box as we left port. We finally, after a few cruises, scheduled the nondrinkers to deal first when we left port. I miss that job. I would always start looking for dealers in the topless bathing area at the aft end of the ship. I never found any there, but that was always where I started looking.
After a few more cruises we got rid of any dealers that were unreliable and only shipped out with the best.
As I said Card Player Cruises has it down to a science.
You feel like you are in a real Vegas poker room because that is what it is. I found it funny that on the first few cruises I would be playing poker at a table, get really mentally involved, and then look up. It was a real shock to look out the long oval porthole and see the ocean. Oh yeah, were at sea, big smile.

Have a nice day, David

Craig, get this,

Linda Johnson at card player magazine just emailed me about our posts. She said to tell you, “Thank You, for your post”.
So, thank you.

Later, David

Not what I meant. What I meant was Replay Poker sponsored event in conjunction with Card Player Cruises at a group rate. I’m sure Linda and Card Player Cruises would be delighted to host a Replay Poker Cruise event. Perhaps designated tables just for Replay.

One of my businesses is in the entertainment industry. I took a few dozen music promoters to Florida and we went on a 1 day poker excursion in the Gulf of Mexico. In the United States you have to be only 12 miles off the coast in international waters in order to legally gamble. What a great time we had. The yacht was magnificent.

Maybe I should approach Replay for this sort of thing for the community. Instead of $3000. Per person plus taxes, gratuity, fees, flights to the ship and back home , spending money, etc etc it can be done for about $500 per person based on about 200 people for a whole day, 24 hours of poker and fun. Buffet style and bar :+1:t2:

Something to think about :thinking:

Why not host a Replay meetup game at one of your card rooms? (With David dealing of course)

Craig,

Ok, now I see where you are heading.

Sorry, no go. You cannot even imagine the logistics involved.

To name a few:
Getting all of the equipment across the country and back.
Most of the dealers have real jobs in casinos.
The dealers pay for their own airfare and work for tips.

If it was that easy, one of the card rooms in Florida would already be doing it. I know because it has already been done.
I could go on, but you get the picture

These people are in it to make a profit off of the poker room.
For that they have 7 - 10 - and 14-day cruises.
The cabins they let go for close to what you could buy them for.
The cruise lines have a rule that only people who buy their cabins through Card Player can play in the poker room during the cruise. They do not want the poker room to siphon off players from the on-board casino. But for some strange reason they do not mind our poker players playing in their casino. Go figure. That’s why Card Player has ads in their magazine, so that they can sell between 100 and 200 cabins per cruise to fill up the tables.

Now if you want to try to talk to Replay Poker to work with Card Player. That is a thought, but what is in it for Replay Poker.
Replay Poker is in it to make money off of its website. They can’t make money if their players are off on a seven-day cruise.
So, they have no incentive. All I can do is put out the idea of a great vacation for our readers to think about.
And I can do that only until Replay Poker says, “Hey, quit it !”
The best I can do is put out “the word.”
(You have got to watch an old movie called “The Warriors”)
By the way, I am retired, and I do not work for Card player Cruises anymore. After 60, 70 cruses it gets a little old.
Hell, the last ten cruises, I paid my own way and went as a passenger. It really is a great vacation. After a few cruises you get to recognize the other players by name and wave to each other in ports. Here is an old picture of me playing poker on Formal Night. The board in the background shows the different types of games that were being played that night.
I am the guy wearing the tie.

My wife playing poker on a cruise, all 4 foot 11 inches of her.
You ever notice that poker players like to play with their chips?
The type of color chips on the table means that she was playing in a tournament. The other two players at the table were also dealers, so this was probably a dealer’s tournament at the end of the cruise with the players dealing to the dealers.
Man was that funny to watch.

The best I can do is tell poker players what a really great vacation it is and tell them to mention my name if they decide to go.
Tell Linda at Card Player that David R from Phoenix sent them.
And no, I do not get a referral fee, darn it.

Nice idea though.
“You just keep thinking Butch, that’s what your good at”.

I have always loved that line. That and, “Who are those Guys?”

Stay safe, David R from Phoenix. LOL

It’s not your typical walk in card room. It’s by invitation and referral only plus entry fee. Female dealers only also.

For Everyone,

Linda at Card Player Cruises just said she will give a $50 discount to anyone who signs up for a card Player Cruise if they mention my name when buying their first cruise ticket.

Thank Craig, it was his idea to get any of you on a Card Player Cruise.

I just looked at my own picture again.
Man, I think I have a good Poker Face.
It looks like I just made a bet and am waiting to see what the other player will do. I also think that I need another drink.
I am on vacation, for gosh sakes.
Always party time on a cruise.
Why not, it’s not like you have to drive home after the game.
I think that we were waiting around for the midnight buffet.
After many cruses we stopped believing in the old myth that saltwater shrinks’ clothes. It seemed logical. Why else would all of your clothes seem to fit tighter after a cruise.
Unfortunately, we realized that even clothes we had not taken on the cruise had also shrunk. Osmosis, I don’t know.
But then on one cruise someone told us that if you stop eating
the midnight buffet just before going to bed, the salt water would stop shrinking our clothes. As strange as it sounds, she was right. No midnight buffets every night, no shrinkage of clothes after the cruise. Huh, who would have thunk that.
So, I just continued drinking the night away after that.
My wife had her unlimited supply of wine, I had an unlimited supply of Mai Ties. We had a king size bed in the cabin to fall down drunk in. Really, good times.

I have a question :raising_hand_man:t2:. In my travels around the world I have been to some beautiful casinos. Do the ports of call have casinos to play in because the card rooms are closed while the ship is on port. ?

Hi, Craig,

Easy Answer. Take a look at the United States. You go visit a few cities scattered around the place. Each time you go out you pick different cities. How many cities on an average would also have a casino, and of those also a poker room?

What is your answer, one in ten, if you are very lucky?

It is the same ratio in ports around the world, some do, most don’t. But on a cruise, you will have more playing hours then you can handle. It is right down the hallway, three floors down, or up, whatever. Each cruise has a plethora of other things to do or see for 6 to 12 hours in each port and then back to the ship for a free meal and then sign up for a poker game. They even bring platters of sandwiches into the card room for those who have the munches, and a cocktail girl is always making her rounds. I guess the biggest casino in the Carribean, that I know of, is in the Bahamas. A Vegas Style casino with a hotel, water park and a walk through (and under) a very large glass aquarium. 7 nights and 8 days and not enough hours to do everything you want to do, so pace yourself and what you miss this time you catch on the next cruise.
But foremost, remember, YOU ARE ON VACATION!!

Happy thanksgiving everyone, David