CONTEST - Who would win? Battle royale!

As a lifelong fan of Sherlock Holmes, I can only assume that he would read everyone’s hand and come out the winner.

I agree, Sherlock Holmes has got the insight for this game. I wouldn’t want to play him for sure!!

Sherlock

This is how this pans out…Dopey goes all in pre flop with 5 2, Sherlock follows going all in hes got pocket jacks, Miss Piggy folds so does data, Dopey pulls out a full house 5s full of 2s whilst poor old Sherlock has his head in his hands when a 3rd jack also came out FLOP 5 5 2 Turn Jack River 8

Hand 2…Dopey goes all in again with pocket kings, Data follows sherlocks lead and thinks this guy cant get lucky again but he only has Queen Ace suited Miss piggy folds thinking what on earth is going on??? bye bye Data flop turn and river no help to poor old data.

Dopey and piggy left…dopey not believing what has happened he cant believe his luck he never gets this far usually…starts folding and trying his hardest. to not play his usual bingo game…up pops pocket rockets he raises when a 3rd ace comes out on the flop…piggy thinks hes bluffing again and as hes got ace 10 goes all in…this is dopeys time to shine…party time…this is dopeys first ever win

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON REPLAY BABY!!!

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Dopey wins of course! He never over thinks his hand, the odds mean nothing to him so there is no fear, and he is clueless to the wiles of a woman. Dumb luck over all!

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What you’ve just described gives Sherlock the win with JJJ55.

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Data, just because he is a computer does not mean he can’t bluff. His intellect would prevail when others are bluffing and can’t be distracted by anyone’s nuances.

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Dopey he would lay in the weeds and sneak in on everyone.

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I usually vote for the underdog and everybody’s least favorite, but today I’m voting for the cleverest one with skills of deductive reasoning and that would be Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Good luck my friend and all!

Crossing my fingers for a lucky draw!

Dopey takes his seat and introduces himself to the other gentleman at the table. Before he gets very far that man tells him all about him. Dopey was shocked as the man somehow knew that he worked in the forest and had 6 brothers. Then Sherlock Holmes sat down and said, “Impressive.” Data replied “Elementary, my dear Holmes.” Then Mrs Piggy sat down saying “Voila, I am here.” Data said to Sherlock that he can take this one. They just smiled as the first hand was dealt.

Data had pocket kings. He calculated the odds of an ace affecting his flop and chose to call. Sherlock did the same and then Mrs. Piggy said All In. She sang aloud ‘why are there so many songs about rainbows?’ she had a 6 5 unsuited and counted the syllables to warrant both the song and the bet. Dopey called because, he liked her voice. ‘If only Snow White were a musical’ he mused to himself. Data called and Sherlock did too. While imitating human emotions, Data looked puzzled to Mr Homes.he was the only player to worry about.

The flop gave an A K and 4. The dealer allowed the cards to remain concealed since it was such an honor to have animated players at the table. Data didn’t mind since he could ponder the players and their likely hand. A three came down, in the fourth suit. Mrs Piggy looked confident that she would win, Dopey looked confident that she should win, and Sherlock was hiding his standing more successfully than the holodeck recreation that Picard warned him about using. Time Travel is so common here in any star trek vessel that you should not create a character that you might actually meet. Picard never knew that the fate of the universe rests in the gambling prowess of a time traveling artificial life form. So be it.

the final card was a 7. Data showed tripple kings and looked to everyone’s eyes for validation. Sherlock held pocket aces and grinned. He started to take the pot until Mrs Piggy said to wait a second. She had a straight from the 3 to the 7. Dopey had j 2 unsuited and smiled as the other anime won the pot. Mr Holmes asked why she went all in with a 5 6 unsuited. Did you know that you would get a straight?

Mrs Piggy replied. No ■■■■ Sherlock

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Wow…this was easy. With the way women are claiming they have been abused, harassed, or worse these days, the three men would be afraid to even sit at the table with her. Nothing they could win would cover the law suits 5, 10, or even 30 years from now. So they would see her at the table and run!!!. As Bridget Bardot, and Sophia Loren said, women have used their sexuality for years to get what they want, and never thought to punish the men for noticing. Miss Piggy All The Way …and in case you’re wondering, I am a woman.

Definitely Data- he’s the only one with the brains! (Sherlock doesn’t count cuz he’s always relying on Watson)

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Huh? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

no doubtdata

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Dopey will win by virtue of waiting for a chance to show his skill that does not exist- Dopey will win by surviving the skill of other wonderful players by letting them play their own games, Dopey will win because the beautiful Snow White will be his muse!

Sherlock - he has analytical skills, patience, intuition and can read people. He also seems immune to feminine wiles, so I think, all things considered, he has the edge over the rest of the players.

maybe this post was done because I’m dopey yo!!!
maybe you spotted the deliberate mistake? maybe you’ve won the prize

and just maybe

Maybe I may be bluffing

you never know that’s replay yo :slight_smile:

Dopey would win! He is probably underestimated by the other players and because he is Always happy he could be hard to read.

Sherlock Holmes figures it out in the end and would win!

It is Dopey Snow White the winner because of his large ears, no doubt.